The scene is set. I have finally let go of my usually low self esteem, and decided that I am after all sexy. I have also found a person who agrees. This person also knows nothing at all about me, which I think is why they think I am sexy. We kiss, and my hip pops.
Creak creak creak croak croak!
They stop kissing me abruptly, and ask me if I am okay. Of course, they are trying to be empathetic, asking me if I need anything. But most of all, I need them to forget this sound. I don't feel sexy with my hips popping out of place, and I really don't think this is the appropriate time to tell them how not okay I am. They seem kind, and tell me that we can stop. They remove their hands off my body almost too quickly, as if they wish to exonerate any liability which could arise for them in this situation. They refuse to touch me then, saying that they don't want to hurt me. That's okay, I don't want to be touched anymore anyway.
